Saturday, January 22, 2011

TIDUR OH TIDUR....


tidur si pengantin



tidur si kaki mabuk




tidur si pemandu treler






tidur seorang pemimpin



tidur kanak-kanak yang kencing malam



tidur pasangan kecil



tidur seorang staff pejabat

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

ROGOL LEMBU ?


PANTUN DARI USTAZ AZHAR



pantun pengirim :

Air kopi kueh tart,
makan kerang mata beleh,
guana ni ustaz?
borang isi duit tak boleh?

pantun dari Ustaz Azhar :

Di Kuala Kubu UMNO bergocoh,
guane kejadian dok dang nok mikir,
hok tu pun mung nak susoh,
gi la tanye JKK.


SK? - Pantun spontan dari Ustaz Azhar.
bagi siapa yg xfaham sangat loghat Terengganu tu refer la pd kawan dari Terengganu

MULUT CELUPAR BERNIAGA ?



SK? - nak berniaga kena jujur

Monday, January 17, 2011

MASKOT RAKSASA MAKAN ORANG



SK? - Ke mana hilang cheerleader tu?

TEROPONG

GORGEOUS


SK? - Berapa banyak tempat bertindik?

TANDUK

PELUK KAUT

DAHAGA AIR


SK? - Air peluh memang masin

BUKAN GAY


SK? - Sukan ni memang lasak

BUKAN GAY


SK? - Sukan ni memang lasak

TANDUK KELUAR DARI MULUT

TENGOK APA NI?

SK? - Nakal budak ni

KENCING BERDIRI


SK? - Boleh ke perempuan kencing berdiri?

MR MAMA

BUKA BAJU DAN SELUAR SEKALI GUS




SK?-Ada siapa mau cuba?

AIR PANCUT

ILUSI KURUS

GIGI PUTIH

BERSAMA KHINZIR



HISAP JARI BAWAH



THEY ALL DIE AT 27 ?


Jimi Hendrix

After many years playing backup for Little Richard and The Isley Brothers in the U.S., Hendrix was lured to London by manager Chas Chandler the fall of 1966 where showed the world of rock’n'roll how a Fender Stratocaster should be played. He died choking on his own vomit on September 18th 1970 in a London hotel room.

Janis Joplin

Making it as a white female blues singer in a male dominated industry wasn’t easy. Janis Joplin won her audience at the 1967 Monterey festival and went on to conquer the world with her unique voice and own style. Three years later, on October 4th 1970, she was found dead with the needle still in her arm.

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison was a poet and singer who together with keyboardist Ray Manzarek formed The Doors in 1965. Morrison quickly gained attention for his theatrical and challenging style on stage. He died in his apartment in Paris, cause of death unknown though probably drug related.

Brian Jones

Brian Jones founded The Rolling Stones with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards in London 1962. He got kicked out of the band in June 1969 and was found dead in his pool a couple of days later. Jones wrote the songs “Paint it Black”, “Ruby Tuesday”, and “Let’s spend the night together” to name some.

Robert Johnson

The biggest icon in American blues, Robert Johnson grew up on a plantation in Mississippi and legend says Johnson one day took his guitar to a meeting with the Devil who tuned it for him. He was booked to perform on Carnegie Hall in New York when new arrived that he’d been poisoned and killed on August 6th 1938 in what was suspected to be a crime of passion.

Kurt Cobain

Cobain bought his first guitar at the age of 14 and shortly thereafter formed the grunge band Nirvana. The second album “Nevermind” became a platinum success in 1991 but with all the attention Cobain quickly turned to drugs to cope. Three days after recovering from a drug-related coma Cobain took his life. In his final notes he’d quoted Young “It’s better to burn out than to fade away”. Kurt Cobain died on April 5th 1994.

Freaky Tah

Raymond “Freaky Tah” Rogers was a rapper and member of the hip hop group Lost Boys, who topped the billboards with such songs as Lifestyles Of The Rich & Shameless and Summertime. Rogers was shot in back of the head on March 28th at the birthday party of his fellow band member and frontman Mr Cheeks. Motive unknown.

Jacob Miller

As lead singer in the Jamaican reggae band Inner Circle, Jacob Miller had a promising career ahead of him when he abruptly died in a car crash in March 1980.

Ron “Pigpen” McKernan

As founding member of the legendary band Grateful Dead, McKernan is perhaps best known for adding such tunes as “Turn On Your Lovelight” and “”In the Midnight Hour” to the Grateful Dead repertoire. His last concert appearance was in June 17, 1972 at the Hollywood Bowl, in Los Angeles, California. On March 8th 1973 he was found dead in his home.

Dave Alexander

Along with Iggy Pop and the Asheton brothers, Alexander formed the influential band The Stooges, where he played the base. After showing up to a gig allegedly too drunk to play Alexander was fired from the band in August 1970. Five years later, at the age of 27, Alexander passed away in a hospital in Ann Arbor after being admitted for pancreatitis, related to heavy drinking.


SK? - Banyak yang mati sebab dadah dan arak..


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SK?- Manusia sentiasa berasa tidak puas dengan apa yang ada